Dinosaur Jokes

• Q: Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
• A: Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!


• Q: What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
• A: Stegosnorus


• Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
• A: The chicken had not yet evolved!


• Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
• A: Two dinosaurs


• Q: Why do dinosaurs never forget?
• A: Because no one ever tells them anything!


• Q: What do you say to a 10-ton Albertosaurus wearing earphones?
• A. Whatever you want. He can not hear you!


• Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no head?
• A: A Neckosaurus


• Q: What do you give a dinosaur when he is sea sick?
• A: Plenty of room!


• Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash cars?
• A: Tyrannosaurs Wrecks!


• Q: How would you feel if you saw a dinosaur in your backyard?
• A: Very Old!


• Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
• A: Because they can not afford new ones!


• Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth?
• A: Peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!


• Q: What is the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
• A: Long distance!


• Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
• A: Because it was an early bird!


• Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
• A: Any kind! A house can not jump!


• Q: Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
• A: Because they did not know how to barbecue!